Want to be the Royal Chauffeur?

That's right, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is hiring a new chauffeur. I would love to drive the incredible royal fleet and have chats with Her Madge. We could listen to Crowded House and sing along. Share minties and cut laps of the main street together. I would even let her be in charge of the radio. But that's just the kind of guy I am.

If you wish to apply...here is how.